Romance in Victoria

It’s Valentines Day week and you have been all over town in search of a catalyst to take your love life from the basement to the penthouse. Your friends have been giving you suggestions about certain items ‘they say’ are guaranteed to turn up the heat in the bedroom. You’ve looked into a few of them online, but the thought of giving your Visa number to a company with the URL www.xxxmagictricks.com, is a little unappealing.

Then you got a tweet about a new mattress store opening in Victoria. Perfect!

A mattress is the ultimate Valentines day gift. It shows you care about your partner’s comfort. It promotes extracurricular activities. It’s something the two of you can share. It’s shows commitment. And at Mattress Choice, you can find the top brands at the best prices in town.

You bought the mattress on Tuesday, while your partner was at work, and set it up in the living room with a bow.

That night the bow got removed, but the new mattress stayed where it was. It’s been there all week and things couldn’t be hotter.

Roses are Red, but Mattresses are Heavenly

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